One day there was a saucy young boy named Alexander and he had a large peacock named Willy and he often used really long suspenders when attempting to clean after his "mistakes" when using his large amount of LOVE. While at the Peacock watched him with bad grammar and a fancy blue sweater hung on the chair. He looked at the sweater with pleasure and temptation great determination, but he couldn't help leaking strange paste on his face. "I wonder how the paste felt on a cool winter night with long shadows dipping across the windows. He was ALARMED that the paste was creamy orange and tasted like his mother's delicious tuna fish pudding. When he reached to wipe the paste that was all over his face away, he noticed that his peacock was trembling and weak at the sight of the orange paste. "Arglebargle!" Exclaimed alex! as he grabbed his thick, grimy peacock that was weak at the sight of the orange paste that was on his otherwise unmarred face. He then discovered that there was more orange paste all over his sweaty pulsating nostrils and his peacock's BEAUTIFUL Looonnggg feathers and also on the floor. While he scratched his peacock's neck he trembled and quivereed at the sight of the frightening envelopment cascading across the padded cell. Meanwhile, a dog licked his very private parts hidden under his loincloth with catlike reflexes and he thoroughly washed himself. Also he found MORE paste, since he couldnt control his love for his self. Back to the peacock. It was deeply fixated on the paste which deeply eroded his newly painted accurately rendered model of the Titanic. Leonardo Dicario was a douche. Tomorrow Leonardo made lovetojason on a beautiful meadow with prancing to the tune of fail grammar. Leonardo gave jason a way out by touching his forehead, and wishing He could do wonderful things to the rest of the peacock. Meanwhile Alexander was madly pacing about his passion for jason ...faceplam. Anywhoo, so Leonardo was jealous! of mad plamskillz so he spanked himself repeatively all night long, after creating orange paste. Where did the peacock go? Up it went up the butt of Canada where he found the dog that was spayed, and neutered for nibbling jasons tiny bean sprouts. While jason licked his orange paste spurting from his weeny which makes no man better than any other man that enjoys men. Leonardo watched happily as Alexander and they both ravenously ate orange crayons. which also spurted but not much. The crayons were extremly sticky and melted in the sweaty armpit juice provided by a hawt pair of smexy male bouncers then suddenly Jason stripped off his his yellow hat. Then his business really got started. The men whooped and yelled as Jason shot them then got jiggy lathering in the the orange crayons. OH LORD he exclaimed as a wild kason appeared WTF is a kason he asked merrily, Emz facepalmed as she wished that Lyra would give her great satisfaction by pleasuring herself to a extra serving of the sexybeast herself . No he didn't want to walk in ? but jason threw himself in ontop of a jello model of Toby. The kason watched sexcitedly and proclaimed A Merry Chirstmas to FLUFF the wild magic dragon. He blew fire melting the Toby beast and he started dancing to the tune of Brick House by the seashore. Then Snorlax appeared with Emz and Lyra and Fluff flew away because he needed Princess Risa to give him his magical wand. Dragons need wands. Really long wands! Hard, long wands. Without a wand he was powerless and wandless. Without his love for great justice he flicked his hard wand, and magic then Harry Potter spurted out. harry Oh Harry exclaimed Jason the hor arglebargle did he was a magical being of true lust for Toby. But all that lust was wasted in a dream. a sexy dream. Eggs are good. Toby is good. And your mom. Toby's mom's eggsaregood. Toby's mom isgreat . Remember when Toby mom leaked orange paste from her tuna fish pudding. It was extravagent and delightful to lick upon. But only Alexandar could really get into it. Noxious orange paste leaked into Toby's mom 's tuna fish pudding from jasons saturated blue sweater. Not a sweater but a cardigan fancy and BLUE and smothered in ham sauce that was leaking from the crack in the ham. Tomorrow Toby will eat the tuna fish and stuff it TOBY SEX TOBY WITH A FOXY LADY LIKE HIS SISTER HE ALWAYS SPURTS ALL OVER HER HAPPY FACE . The End NOT QUITE. There's an epilouge! in which Alexander reads the envelope in his cell. The envelope was full of sexualdemands from Toby. Alexander drooled all over his chin as he felt orange paste gushing out Of his nose . He imagined what it'd feel like to be penetrated by Tobys words of love as he whispered into Alexanders ear tenderly and said that he'd always be on top of Jason . This made Alexander cringe in guilty pleasure. Homosexual Leonardo and Jason always turned Alexander into an emotional pansy that cried while being plowed. Alexander sighed as Emz got jiggy outside the cell. Jason got jealous when Toby came out of the tuna pudding cell with Emz's Brother after ravishing him. Fortunately no one was watching when the clothes suddenly melted off onto Fluff's bald head . Fluffs wan van* held children from Asia against a cuddly bear. A cuddly pedobear jumped out from Jason's large anus when it burst and showered everyone in it's delicious -ness, meanwhile the sexybeast known as kason reappeared behind Leonardo fornicating his long and delicious? bear parts against Toby's hairy leg. Meanwhile, Emz touched the hairy leg that appeared fromm the anus of the GODS that swallowed whole galaxies aka the black hole. <_< >_> The leg forced Toby's black hole to have anus a small anus a large anus that shrank which expanded, _ then withered away. Thankfully Emz was willing to let the hairy leg grope her. @)#$ _@ <_< >_> <_< OH DEAR JESUS WHAT HAVE I DONE YELLED THE KASON WHICH DEEPLE DEEP IN THE SMALL ANUS OF THE HAIRY LEG FROM THE GODS. Back to reality When was that? Jason licked Lyra and she licked his tiny penis flicked his wand and magic came flying out like orange paste. Surprised as he was none went on to touch the OH MAH GAWD im so ronery. Furthermore, Toby licked the orange paste off of Jasons frilly pink pantyhose which he got sexcited by :) his mom when she ravished his neighborhood mail man which was his soon to be her toyboy pedobear this story must put on google lmfao but it must also eventually become the next bible and stuffs just like Twilight however it must be in the ending in which Asalan comes and strips Toby naked With Alexander watching and Leonardo pasteing Tobys moms face and she likesit. Also Harry Potter who spurts magic fromhis dribbling wand and Voldemort licks the kason bears gaping black hole .While jason ravishes Lyra's bellybutton Fluff butters up Emz with his hoisery and shows her GOOD TIME. :D The peacock named Willy sure has orange gooey feathers and one bigwilly. which was violated by the dog and Fluffs wife supermanned Fluff to oblivion. Then suddenly kidnapped asian children were all over his criminal record. The gods hairy leg and anus came upon them and preached that they all have one good night. Toby and Jason saluted the anus and fed it with some lovin'. in the backside. Fluff watched in joy as his could save it but he failed. He wept deeply. He then decided to grope Toby's chesticles and rubbed his face with orange paste from Jasons left nut. His wand was bendy and weak so Lyra broke it and ate the left remains. Which were gristly. They tasted like yesterday's oat meal. amd i said NOM NOM NOM OM NOM NOM MUNCH CRUNCH MUCH . . .

Once upon a little boy named Alexander II went to violate Jason in a nonsexual manner. Jason ran sexually however toward the bathroom because he had difficulties controlling his bladder all the time. Jasons toilet was scummy because he left alot of crap floating in the bog water and he never felt the need to clean it. Suddenly orange paste appeared from a tiny gap in the crayon box. Crayon goo was the chief ingredient in the paste. Meanwhile, in other parts of the world, a sheep bleated loudly at strangers that threw puffs of cotton towards him. The sheep did not know his own volume. He managed to deafen an entire village once. The cotton irritated the sheeps nostrils. The strangers responded to the bleats by wearing monstrous earmuffs. After a day of merriment young Alexander found a toad named Bollux. The toad was enchanted with a magical pebble. The pebbles sekrets were sekret, naturally. Alexander carried Bollux in his mouth which was rather disgusting. Bollux enjoyed Alexanders warm saliva but thought that the teeth hurt. He enjoyed pain only on Sundays. Alexanders destination was the gaping hole of oblivion, maybe. A wizard lived in a hut. Alexander arrived at Jasons bedroom naked almost. Jason wasn't there. He left for Toby his letter explaining everything. He has chlymidia medicine at home. For his itches he uses ointment. Alexander left and left ORANGE PASTE on the ground. Bollux appeared embarrased by Jasons weeny and jumped away. It was flabbergasting. Bollux was sad until he found his magical pebble. Suddenly the WIZARD invented an Emz in his hut. Emz sought great beans and peas for her dinners. She found Bollux molesting young GordonBrown but who is totally an adult. Emz realized that Bolluxs pebble could summon rabid peacocks which in turn would devour her. She liked peacocks. Peacocks liked her. Emz took the WILLY to the zoo where he lived happily forever. And groped apes. The apes didnt enjoy being groped. Yes they did. No they didn't. The elephants did. Only on Sundays. Today is Monday. Jason nibbles nuts. Pecans are the perfect nut for fondling with force in your mouth? . Squirrels love big juicy nuts as long as they arent hairy. Like my cojones. The wizard decided to summon Bollux in Jasons anus which is impossible. So he refused. Anything is possible. Anything is possible as dreams can die. RIP DREAMS. Leave your bed for someone else. It is moist when you apply orange paste to fluffs tribe of Jason loving people . Alexander travelled into the great oblivion only to find that the wizards hut was covered in dung and orange paste. Jason lived here and licked walls only on Sundays. He enjoyed touching his magic wand only on Sundays. Today is sunday so Jason fished inside his deep pond. No one expected pond to mean bum hole. I didn't either. Jason did though . Alexander found satisfaction in eating only on Sundays. The next day Tobys mom arrived at the hut. She dove onto a pile of fake crab meat. And Jason wings. She injured her loins and requested that her hands be taped down. To stop herself from bleeding she bandaged her wounds. With dirty needles. Dirty needles are for sissies. And people WHOWANTAIDS like to use many excuses. Tomorrow A jello model formed in the bathtub of Emz. (It will be monstrous, like Toby. It will wake Jason by mounting little children in a giant horn. Fluff kidnaps asian food and likes immgrant babies in their own countries. Or not. Megan does too. Emz enjoys watching Jason running around the bathtub screaming 'MOMMY' in her dreams. Wet dreams. Wet like bathtubs. Soggy like bedsheets. Bedsheets like bed. Emz jumped on Tobys mothers huge purse because she enjoyed the feeling of being naughty. Inside the purse was Jasons virginity but not inocent like everyone else. It was previously damaged by Emz. She hammered it with a trowel expecting juices to flow out copiously. And frolick delightedly. Oh noes what could Fluff do without finding Bollux. He could simply not do anything. On sunday Jason fell asleep forever. And dreamt of going to church. And naked Grans bald and bristly went on a long journey. Alexander went to brothel. The wizard thought this was good and destroyed all virginities within a minute, but then 10 mile radius of ten. Fluff spotted a sweaty runner and took his nana Teragam to the hospital. For a surgical procedure was expensive. A boob job. Rhinoplasty. She loved every minute of Wheel of Fortune. And Foxy Bingo but she was distraught when she couldn't remember anything. The night before she had sex. It was unbelieveable that Megan still used rohypnol onvictims. Where does she find the victims for her habit. The pilgrimage obviously disapproved of the unsexual behaviour seen by dead people. Megan is necrophile only on Sundays. Today is Sunday. She romped all immigrant babies and put them to sleep in her coffin. She then sang What is known as sex which no one should live without but people still participate in sexual abstinence. Many surprises from Jasons paste await those who still have their scalp hair. Yum. What is love. Love is sex. Not for everyone. Only for Jason. Baby don't hurt my inner thigh. It is tender I have rusty spoon. My name is Jason and I have problems. With my sexuality. I see how people can like Jason because he rapes them frequently. They want it. Noone more than Toby. So now just the tip. Rape Toby lots but that isn't enough for me. It's enough for Fluff though :) because he has and extra large amount of work. YAY FOR WHORES WHO STAND ON ELEPHANTS. Underneath the large fifth leg you will find three more legs. One isnt leg. One is a laser. PEW PEW. One is Jason who is asleep. Dreaming disturbing dreams about men in prison. Emz and men in prizon. The best dream was about Bollux. I say Obama. I say OSTRICH you say banana. I say Jason. Ostrich bananas are Jasons wildest fantasy. It includes many different flavors and ribbed textures for added pleasure. Durex. Durex shelf in the store is bombarded with Jasons orange paste brand that many girls are TooYoung for. But not Toby. Toby wants it. Now lucky boy. Jason went home. To eat eggnog and chocolate pie. It wasn't chocolate. It was cake. Or was it. It definately WASNT. It was chocolate. Chocolate is derived from Ghanain immigrants who are nice. Megan skips Jason and lactates coco for panda bears. What about Alexander. Alexander got AIDS from WILLY. Not expecting peacocks to infest their privates with sissors and other nasty things. To trim hair. I like bicycles. I pluck pubes. It hurts lots. Don't pluck mine. Too late. Ouchies! OOF OOF said Jason when she did it. He enjoys pain when he stays with Emz. Inner thigh party at Fluffs CRIB WOOP WOOP WOOP . Ducking large duck bread and pasta and pringles is hard work. Time for bed! . Night night.